She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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