So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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