You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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