Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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