dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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