I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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