The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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