Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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