There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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