At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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