I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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