If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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