what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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