Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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