i'm signing you up for texting rehab
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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