He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
You need a sexual gate keeper
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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