Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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