C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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