He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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