i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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