I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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