As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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