He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize