real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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