Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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