I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Sober January is a disaster.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Randomize
