I'm jealous of your bromance
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
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