Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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