so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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