: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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