a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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