so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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