Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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