I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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