i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I had to cum in my sink.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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