(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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