nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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