There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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