Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
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who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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