Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
this just has baby written all over it
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
So vagazzling was a success
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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