so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I had to cum in my sink.
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