Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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