then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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