what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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