Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Randomize
