Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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