"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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