mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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