She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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