i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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