there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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