We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
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