So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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