You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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