they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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