I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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