the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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