i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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