ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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